PHIL SELLEN

Lee and Doug thought they'd do one for Phil as he is probably never going
to work out the internet!

Phil Sellen:

I joined over 100 years ago and so I am the most experienced player in the
team, I posess the strength of an iron warhorse and the mind of the great
Yoda, making me invaluable to the team. I can play in every position on the
park and am supremely effective. I have also perfected the "Combat stare"
which scares the opposition into submission allowing us to score hundreds of
goals. Only problem is, noone looks at me, and thus far it has been an
ineffective technique for our team. Now after my 3000th game I have decided
to hang my old clogs up and move into coaching for the next 200 years.