· We are a church team in the Solent Churches League Division 2. Click here for league history
· Our team spirit is second to none, and we have a laugh – it’s not serious.
· We play at Hamble Police Training Centre.
· We play in red and blue stripes.
· Our kit is old and smelly.
· Our pitch is old and smelly.
· Our manager is called Bernard.s
· We are linked with St Lukes church in Hedge End: http://www.hants.gov.uk/stlukes .
· You don’t have to come to church but the league is a Christian one and so there is no swearing and it’s played in a friendly atmosphere.
· We pray before most games.
· We use the old “hoof and hope” tactic but sometimes display passing like Brazil.
· If you turn up and claim that you are a goalkeeper then you will instantly become a hero and be showered with praise.